Doom Profeet

Ek weet nie of ek moet lag of huil nie... Daars 'n priester (prophet Lethebo Rabalago) wat mense van sy gemeente (AK Spiritual Christian Church) met Doom spuit om "evil spirits" uit te dryf. Nie toilet spray of Windowlene of Mr Min nie, fkn DOOM pappa! Blykbaar spuit hy sommer vir alle kwale van voetskimmel tot stres … Continue reading Doom Profeet

Lekker Meisie

Iemand het eendag gesê, of ek het dit gelees, kan nie "lekker" onthou nie, dat die woord LEKKER is Afrikaans se mees omskrywende woord. Want, het die bra gesê, jy kan amper die woord proe. Lip lek lekker! Nou hoor ek die ander dag 'n vriend se vrou was vreeslik "offended" oor hy gesê het … Continue reading Lekker Meisie

Misverstand op Misverstand

Ons het besluit ons moet 'n slag gaan kyk wat swem in Misverstand dam. Na 'n bietjie navorsing en rondvrae het ons twee regte pap swaai visse in gedagte gehad. Karp en Baber sou daar gevang word. Al was dit middel Augustus en nog vrek koud in die aande het ons besluit om te kamp. … Continue reading Misverstand op Misverstand

Releasing the dream

Next to us surfaced the biggest Kob both of us had ever seen. Of course in magazines and on social media we have seen bigger, but never before have we had one on a rod and reel this close to us (the one I lost last year was bigger but he never came this close). … Continue reading Releasing the dream

A day to remember

Well I haven’t been to The Sands in months and my whole body is aching with withdrawal symptoms! Work, wife and other commitments are seriously messing with my love for the Breede… Anyhow, I was scrolling through some old photos and came across a couple that I haven’t shared with you guys, yet! It was a … Continue reading A day to remember

The eagle has landed

A couple of years ago ESA had some sort of presenter search or something. The west coast leg of this thing was held at Die Lapa Dwarskersbos, and I decided that I should go and throw myself into the mix as well, you never know what can happen. When I arrived the morning there was … Continue reading The eagle has landed

Melkbos Ballerina

The last time I was in Melkbos I was on a date with a ballerina. She was blond and tight and super lekker and I almost spend half my salary to convince her that I was her soulmate. As it turned out I was her sole mate, because she walked right over me. Being a … Continue reading Melkbos Ballerina

Per Abuis Muis

Met arme Margaret van Wyk se koek op almal se lippe (excuse the pun) het ek gedink ek wil darem ook my sê hê. Ja, die land gons oor haar dons (of, "lack of"). Eks nie verbaas dat die per abuis muis so opslag gemaak het nie. Jannie Kotze het altyd gesê net voor hy … Continue reading Per Abuis Muis

Spotted Steamer

We were talking nonsense while sipping a lemonade or two and munching some very nice Springbok droëwors. Amongst the regular banter was how nice it was that we can at least blank on a new beach. We decided a while ago to fish other spots than the usual places we always go to. And since we have … Continue reading Spotted Steamer